A person with knowledge of someone who is close to someone, who knows someone who saw LeBron James entering the Haley Marketing building at 6028 Sheridan Drive has said that the reigning NBA MVP is close to signing with Haley Marketing Group. 

“We’re thrilled to have LeBron as part of the team.  For years we have been searching for a 6’8″ small forward who could provide our clients with the needed tools to execute their marketing strategies.” said David Searns, president of Haley Marketing.

Contract terms were not yet disclosed but someone who drives a cab in the neighborhood of LeBron’s 3rd grade teacher told my tailor that one of the perks included is the prime window cubicle currently occupied by Todd Lewandowski. 

“Seriously?  I’ve been here for 8 years.  I’ve suffered through earthquakes, insect infestations, hogweed, the power going out on every sunny day, and countless parking diagrams.  So now this guy is going to walk in and just take my cubicle from me.  Sure he’s an MVP, but guess what?  We both have the same number of NBA Championships.  Ouch take that King James!”  a clearly agitated Lewandowski exclaimed as he walked away from the candy dish.

Stay tuned for more on this story as it develops.

6 thoughts on “LeBron James signs with…Haley Marketing?

  1. Cool I can now combine the 3 inch vertical with my 3 mile an hour slap shot! A true force on the ice!! By the way, is this all an attempt to get rid of me since I was out of the office for 2 days???

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